NEW YORK: In Broward County, Florida, a 28-year-old was stuck in a hospital for five days last week while federal drug enforcement agents waited for her to take a massive dump.
Regis Walker had finally passed 1.5 pounds of cocaine in her system after she was busted on a trip coming back from Jamaica. Customs and Border agents had pulled her aside for questioning. According to the Sun-Sentinel, she had agreed to an X-ray. That’s when they discovered a small fortune of yayo in her stomach.
After the shit session, investigators noticed a sticky residue around the 54 pellets in which the drugs were packed. Not to worry — they were covered in honey, Walker admitted, an idea she picked up after watching Tony Mahony and Angus Sampson’s 2014 comedy The Mule.
Walker was arrested on drug smuggling charges and awaits a bond hearing scheduled for next week.
In other drug-shitting news, last month in London police waited 23 days for this man to push $1,500 worth of heroin out of his asshole.
