NEW YORK: A woman was arrested in Miami International Airport this week after US customs agents caught her attempting to smuggle about $20,000 worth of cocaine into the country inside a bunch of fried fish.
According to CBS Miami, a woman was arriving from Jamaica Saturday morning when border patrol agents sensed something fishy about her. “That would be the fish, gentlemen, nothing to see here!” she presumably said, but they x-rayed her bags anyway. On closer examination, the stinky sea creatures were found to be blow fish and she was found to be fucked:
During an X-ray examination of a passenger’s luggage, officers said they noticed anomalies in some of the cooked fish. Officers said the bellies of some of the fish were sewn together and certain fish felt thicker than the rest.
Authorities reportedly seized some 2.3 lbs, or a little over a kilo, of the white stuff from her, which Narotic News tells me has a street value of roughly $20,000. Can you imagine being the rookie cop whose job it was to extract all that yayo from the seized frankenfish? Enough to make a man give up cocaine forever.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you would-be tuna traffickers out there: Hiding your drugs in a bunch of fish might seem pike a good idea, but it’s actually crappie and going to flounder.
